I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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