quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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