To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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