shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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