Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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