I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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