I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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