My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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