I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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