I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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