last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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