So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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