I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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