Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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