it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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