I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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