When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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