the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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