been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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