how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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