plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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