Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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