Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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