If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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