He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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