Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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