dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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