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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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