i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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