so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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