oh god the rape fog is back!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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