Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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