why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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