oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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