Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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