The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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