What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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