her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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