you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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