You're my little dorito
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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