i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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