i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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