Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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