I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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