Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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