I think I died a long time ago.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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