Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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