I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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