That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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