I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My vagina just clenched in fear
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