This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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