Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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